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10 UFC MOMENTS WE COULD’VE DONE WITHOUT |
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1. A GASSED WALLACE (UFC 1 — November 12, 1993) The first words from martial arts legend Bill “Superfoot” Wallace at the top of the UFC’s debut broadcast? “I’m Bill Wallace, and welcome to McNic (burp) hol’s Arena!” Was it the buffet? Nerves? Both? We’ll never know.
2. THE FLYING RANDLEMAN (UFC 24 — March 10, 2000) A fighter dropping out is nothing new to a sport that demands intense training, but the ever-caustic, ever-spastic Kevin Randleman didn’t give much notice. He slipped on abandoned pipes backstage and knocked himself out—rendering his bout against Pedro Rizzo a no-show and leaving paying fans speechless.
3. SEVERN AND SHAMROCK DANCE (UFC 9 — May 17, 1996) In front of a crowd 9,000 strong in Detroit, Dan Severn and Ken Shamrock capped off a rousing night with one of the most plodding, banal bouts in the sport’s history. For 30 minutes, the two circled each other and fended off weak attempts to engage, later citing obtuse commission rules as the reason for their time-killer.
4. COLEMAN’S MAIN UN-EVENT (UFC 11 — September 20, 1996) Having smashed his way through the quarter- and semifinals, Mark Coleman was left without an opponent, earning the tournament win without a climactic bout. He and Kevin Randleman sparred to placate the crowd—and SEG soon cleaved the format to four-man brackets.
5. FERROZZO’S BLUSTER (UFC — December 7, 1996) In an interview that aired only during the live telecast, bulbous Scott Ferrozzo cut a pro-wrestling promo and bumped into commentator Bruce Beck. “Don’t push me,” Beck intoned, throwing a shoulder into him.
6. UFC 33 … ALL OF IT (September 21, 2001) The UFC’s entrance to Vegas and return to cable couldn’t have been more anticipated ... or more disappointing. All six televised bouts went to a decision, with the main event being cut off due to time constraints. It was a disaster that UFC President Dana White speculates set the organization back two years.
7. THE BLACKOUT (1997) With buy rates dwindling and powerful pundits like Sen. John McCain championing its demise, the UFC was struck a nearly fatal blow when Leo Hindry became the head of TCI Cable. Infamously, he bragged of locating the bathroom and canceling the UFC as being his first-priority acts in office.
8. GRACIE AND SHAMROCK BUST (UFC 5 — April 7, 1995) For the UFC’s first-ever superfight, SEG finally gave Ken Shamrock his long-awaited chance at redemption against Royce Gracie. Unfortunately, there must’ve been a roofie in his water: Shamrock fell asleep in Gracie’s guard for 30 minutes, boring the crowd and looking pleased with a draw.
9. SAKU RAISES THE ROOF (Ultimate Japan — December 21, 1997) The real star of the UFC’s first trip abroad was then-unknown Kazushi Sakuraba. After an abrupt stoppage against Conan Silveira, Sakuraba’s entourage held the show hostage by crowding the cage for nearly 45 minutes until an immediate rematch was granted: Sakuraba won by armbar.
10. NELMARK GETS “NELMARKED” (Ultimate Ultimate ’96 — December 7, 1996) Rookie fighter Steve Nelmark showed little fear in facing David “Tank” Abbott in the semifinals of the lauded Ultimate Ultimate ’96 tournament. After a brief scuffle, however, Abbott laid Nelmark out with a right hand that left the fighter’s body folded like fresh laundry—and left fans wondering if they’d just seen a televised homicide. —J.R. |
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Defining moments of the UFC’s first 10 years —1993 to 2003—
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| Keith Hackney (left) took on Emmanuel Yarborough, the largest athlete to ever right in the octagon, at UFC 3 in 1994. |
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| Don Frye (bottom) fell victim to Mark Coleman’s ground game and intense striking at UFC 10. |
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| Strike stylist Maurice Smith (left) unexpectedly took out wrestler Mark Coleman at UFC 14, prompting a new stage of evolution in the sport. |
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| Frank Shamrock (left) armbars Kevin Jackson 15 seconds into their bout at 1997’s Ultimate Japan. |
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| Tito Ortiz (left) takes on veteran Ken Shamrock at UFC 40. |
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Fernando Escovar |
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| Veteran warrior Randy Couture (left) controlled nearly every aspect of his bout against Chuck Liddell at UFC 43. |
IT’S HARD TO BELIEVE, BUT NOVEMBER 2003 marks the end of an era for the Ultimate Fighting Championship—and by extension, the mixed martial arts in the United States. Over the course of those 10 years, the sport has seen more evolution than Darwin’s notepad. And through it all, despite rumors of banishment, mortality rates, political machinations or simply the laws of attrition, the UFC has stood its ground.
You don’t get this far without being persistent—or dramatic. Unlike the stolid world of boxing or the over-dramatized world of professional wrestling, the UFC found its primal appeal in letting the show takes its own course. Feuds fanned their own flames, favorites rushed to the top and plummeted to the bottom, and underdogs made us believe in the impossible.
Be it through world-class wrestlers or strikers, or the sheer heart of the pioneers, there is no purer evidence to be found of the warrior’s heart than in the stories of the octagon. Let’s open up the gates:
12. HACKNEY SLAYS THE GIANT (UFC 3 — September 9, 1994) By the time UFC 3 rolled around, the event was a pay-perview sensation, creating a spectacle with enough bluster to challenge pro wrestling. The height of such promotion was when 5-foot-11- inch, 215-pound Keith Hackney was paired with 6-foot-8-inch, 600-pound Emmanuel Yarborough. Despite being nearly swallowed in Yarborough’s girth, Hackney managed to unwind with hammer fists to the side of the sumo’s head, resulting in referee intervention. The UFC may never come closer to the fabled gladiatorial spectacles of the Roman Empire. Though many selfimportant observers were loath to admit it, this was must-see TV.
11. TANK BLUDGEONS MATUA (UFC 6 — July 14, 1995) For five installments of the UFC, it was Royce Gracie’s formidable finesse that drove the fights and the stories. Enter David “Tank” Abbott, the complete antithesis of the marial artist: a street brawler with an ego as big as his belly. Abbott sauntered in and proceeded to decimate John Matua in seconds, sending him to the canvas with such force that the impact induced a seizure. It was an ugly moment for the UFC, but another reality check. Sometimes the graceless slugger got by on pure bad vibes. Abbott would go on to become the first real villain—and antihero—of the promotion.
10. COLEMAN UPS THE ANTE (UFC 10 — July 12, 1996) Nearly three years old, the UFC had already begun to weed out the weekend warriors whose sensei had drilled in false hopes of athleticism. Dan Severn was the first to arrive wielding a lifetime in wrestling, but it was decade-younger collegiate star Mark Coleman who married ground control with devastating striking. His first tournament bid was a demolition ending in a weary Coleman pounding out an even wearier Don Frye. Submission experts—the former front men—would now have to contend with Olympic-level conditioning and the threat of a powerhouse grappler steamrolling them into the mat.
9. SMITH HUMBLES COLEMAN (UFC 14 — July 27, 1997) A cakewalk? Hardly. Just listen to an inebriated Coleman talk about “grounding and f—in’ pounding” kickboxer Maurice Smith in the evening’s main event. Coleman had been an unstoppable wrestler; Smith was merely an Extreme Fighting vet who had picked up a ground game from Frank Shamrock. The outcome was never in doubt. Good thing no one told Smith, who weathered an early storm and then picked his shots against an exhausted—and aghast—Coleman. Now strikers who could play a good defense were suddenly dangerous. The sport again insisted on never sitting idle.
8. GRACIE AND KIMO GO TO WAR (UFC 3 — September 9, 1994) After two tournament victories, Royce Gracie was every bit the star as the UFC itself. And again promoters sought a heavilymuscled action figure for him to manipulate. Kimo Leopoldo had little formal training, but being tenacious—and heavily tattooed—earned him a slot. For seven minutes, the two nearly abandoned all pretense of sportsmanship and worked each other over. An exhausted Kimo tapped from an armlock, and an exhausted Gracie dropped out of the show. It was the first time the invincible Brazilian revealed a dent in his armor.
7. ENTER FRANK SHAMROCK (Ultimate Japan — December 21, 1997) Up until this point, no quintessential mixed martial artist had sprung up—none with the ability, charisma and drive to act as a figurehead for an emerging sport. That all changed in the 15 seconds it took Frank Shamrock to armbar Olympic gold medallist Kevin Jackson. The adopted younger brother of Ken immediately made a name for himself, the action inside the ring had come full circle for the umpteenth time and Shamrock could back up his cross-trained ways with a bravado that the crowd ate up.
6. BELFORT’S FLURRY (UFC 12 — February 7, 1997) With dismal compensation in relation to boxing, there was little incentive for world-class strikers to test their chin in the UFC. But there was plenty of motivation for 19-year-old jujutsu phenom Vitor Belfort to supplement his groundwork with naturally fast hands. In a four-man tournament, the muscular Brazilian smashed his way through Tra Telligman and Scott Ferrozzo like a bulldozer, offering up the most accurate punching the young sport had seen. Belfort would go on to become a star, and not a single fan watching his debut performance could claim disappointment.
5. GRACIE FELLS SHAMROCK (UFC 1 — November 12, 1993) The sight of a slender, gi-clad Royce Gracie ambling into the cage is now virtually iconic, thanks in large part to his three stunning tournament victories. However, it wasn’t his plodding quarterfinal round with Art Jimmerson that stirred interest; it was when he proceeded to manhandle the chiseled Ken Shamrock in under two minutes in the semifinals that same night. The sight of Gracie—built as unspectacularly as any of us—dismantling the Charles Atlas figure was a sensation that sent enough shockwaves to create the jujutsu boom of the 1990s and push “ultimate fighting” into mainstream consciousness.
4. GRACIE’S REDEMPTION (UFC 4 — December 16, 1994) Still at a point where a UFC without Royce Gracie was unthinkable, promoters looked to his quest to regain the title as the selling point. After a tough battle with Keith Hackney, Gracie entered the finals against the mammoth Dan Severn, a decorated collegiate wrestler who had used his mat skills just as Gracie had used his. This time, the two played a chess game for nearly 15 minutes until Severn’s lack of submission awareness lulled him into a triangle choke. A deadly-dull draw with Ken Shamrock in April 1995 was Gracie’s literal finale, but this performance takes the cake.
3. COUTURE SLAYS LIDDELL (UFC 43 — June 6, 2003) As he had heard many times before, 39-year-old Randy Couture was in no position to contend with his opponent. As in the case of Belfort, Kevin Randleman and Pedro Rizzo, he would be outclassed by a combination of age, cardio and skills. MMA pundits decreed that Chuck Liddell would simply hurt Couture. But did he even get a shot in? To the amazement of all, Couture out-boxed and then finished off his hapless foe in three rounds, taking yet another belt to become the only multiple weight-class champion and embarrass the naysayers. In equal measure, Couture would prove to be the ultimate fighter, champion and gentleman.
2. ORTIZ ROCKS SHAMROCK (UFC 40 — November 22, 2002) With the UFC back on pay-per-view television and among the most profitable sporting events in Vegas, the only thing missing was a marquee bout—something with history and opportunity for mainstream interest. That came in the form of returning favorite Ken Shamrock, who had cultivated a following from his WWF days. After light-heavyweight champ Ortiz had taken on Shamrock’s students (Guy Mezger [twice] and Jerry Bohlander), it made perfect sense for him to face their mentor. Pummeling Shamrock for three merciless rounds, Ortiz led the charge of the new school against the old guard and prompted Zuffa’s biggest success to date.
1. ... AND SHAMROCK ROCKS ORTIZ (UFC 22 — September 24, 1999) Still stagnating in just a handful of satellite-equipped houses, SEG nonetheless pressed on with a marquee fight that has yet to find an equal. After both men had demolished middleweight contenders in succession, champion Frank Shamrock stepped up to Tito Ortiz when slumping business could’ve seen both men heading for the door. For four rounds, Shamrock forced the stronger athlete to wear himself down before unleashing a flurry and bringing Ortiz to his knees. From the insane crowd reaction for Shamrock to his defiant flip-off of nemesis John Lober, no fight has told more of a story than this one. FS
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